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Transbay Determinal and Presidio Resounding are available through iTunes and bandcamp now. Transbay is the more varied tonal piece with actual navigational buoy chimes for a rhythm section. Lot's of great moans, squeals and yelps. On the other hand Presidio really captures the sound of the waterfront with long foghorn blasts sounding more like actual . . . well, foghorns near Golden Gate Bridge on a cold windy day, complete with choppy waves. A typical summer day in San Francisco.

Industrial grade foghorn ringtones are available through your smartphone on iTunes or in mp3 format for your dumbphone through your computer at bandcamp. Talk about wishing you had set your phone to vibrate! But it's a great way to get your attention while operating heavy equipment.

The Fogmaster     The Fogmaster

Do your part and become a walking billboard for the Fogmaster. Come on, most of you are already doing it for your favorite bar, the GAP, Old Navy, and Calvin. Besides, these basic black Ts are printed with utilitarian white emblems that make a quintessential Fogmaster souvenir, while making you tragically hip. All money goes to giving orphaned foghorns an environment where they can thrive and assault the sensibilities of people who like quiet.

You can buy them through Cafe Press.

The Fogmaster

Only 2 dollars go to the Fogmaster. We will try to offer cheaper items in the future if demand increases. You won't regret being a supporter of the fog arts!